Nice Truck Attack: POOF! Proof it’s ISIS™ from Rita Katz (no Sharpie confession required)

by Scott Creighton

When the FBI was busy “investigating” the Boston Bombing by “questioning” the remaining brother, they “coaxed” from him a confession of sorts but the courts said it wasn’t admissible because it was provided under duress and without legal council.

Suddenly! POOF! A manifesto appeared on the hull of the little boat he was hiding in, written in black Sharpie ink. No one had seen it before as they were scouring the crime scene for days after the shootout on the little 15′ dingy.

How fortuitous.

Well… guess what?

Today, word is ISIS™ is claiming Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel was one of their soldiers waging war on their behalf. They did so via a telegram which was apparently found and publicized by Islamophobe Rita Katz’ SITE “Intelligence” Group.

“The person who carried out the operation in Nice, France, to run down people was one of the soldiers of Islamic State,” the news agency Amaq, which supports Islamic State, said via its Telegram account. Reuters

This is extremely fortuitous because Bouhlel has been reported as being “not very religious”, “never seen praying” and a “womanizer creep”

It’s also fortuitous because of this:

Ahead of the claim by Islamic State, the militant Islamist group which grabbed control of swathes of Iraq and Syria but which is now under military pressure from forces opposed to it, French officials had not disclosed any direct evidence linking Bouhlel with the jihadism.

French Interior Minister Bernard Cazeneuve, asked on Friday if he could confirm the attacker’s motives were linked to jihadism, said: “No. … We have an individual who was not known to intelligence services.” Reuters

No evidence linking the non-religious womanizing creep career criminal to ISIS™ until POOF!  Rita Katz screeches “WE HAVE THE PHOTOSHOPPED DOCUMENTS!!!” (as Di$info Jone$ would say)

So there you have it. It’s all about ISIS™. What more proof do you need?

6 Responses

  1. Jesus, the Sharpie Confession. The gang at CBS, including John Miller and Charlie Rose, deserved an Emmy for delivering that yarn with straight faces. I’m amazed to this day that they managed to sustain that unremitting horseshit story for over 2-and-a-half minutes without bursting out in wild howls of laughter…

    But you’re right, Scott. If people believe in Magic Sharpie, why bother with proof at all? Bill Hicks was right: “we’re the puppet people, put it on our TV, it’s true, put it on our TV, it’s true….”

    • You can see the G-man start to grin around 1:22. They keep cutting away because he’s probably ready to lose it and bust out laughing. As for the bimbo, if a nuclear war broke out and a mushroom cloud was outside CBS’ window, she would be worrying how her hair looks. As for Rose, you would have to use a Busyrus Eire steam shovel to get an independent thought into his scull. More poison pop corn for the pigeons….sleep tight, America.

  2. Oh, and also, it NOW appears that the Bataclan “victims” were horrible tortured and filmed by ISIS.

    Fucking bullshit.

  3. I think the following video–uploaded 3 weeks ago by ABC and purporting to depict the Secret Service shooting of the White House gun boy–might have been the final straw as far as official “evidence” is concerned. This surpasses Magic Sharpie in comedic value by a breathtaking margin…

    • hahahahahahaha (wheeze) hahahahahaha (wheeze)

      that was the funniest “shot” reaction I have ever seen. Where did they get him? The local thespians troop? I really liked the one cop who put the gun down and then stood there like his hand was contaminated after touching it.

    • look at those two fighting for position while the other guy rolls the high school acting star over on the ground. I thought they were going to trip over each other and accidentally really shoot the kid. Oh my god that’s funny. thanks. I needed that.

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