Neoliberal News of the Day: Memorial Day 2016

by Scott Creighton

Yesterday I spent the whole day binge-watching an X-Files marathon on Chiller. Today I will be outside working on my car (yes, Eclipsius Bound 3 taking shape.)

Happy Memorial Day. Here are some headlines:

Army Chaplain resigns over President Peace Prize’s secretive “death squads from above” drone program:The executive branch continues to claim the right to kill anyone, anywhere on Earth, at any time, for secret reasons, based on secret evidence, in a secret process, undertaken by unidentified officials. I refuse to support this policy of unaccountable killing.” Army Chaplain Christopher John Antal

Yet another questionable mass shooting event: Shooter is dead. No motive as of yet. Cops “injured” one shot in hand and one in vest. Second suspect mystery. Had handgun and of course… AR-15.

US forces seen near the front-lines helping Kurds ethnically cleanse some areas of northern Iraq on behalf of our new freedom fighters: “U.S. and coalition forces are conducting advise and assist operations to help Kurdish Peshmerga forces”.

US “moderate” terrorist resigns after failing to achieve a peace deal with Syria that he never wanted: What a shock. Our unconventional warfare asset in Syria failed to procure a peace deal as his band of merry terrorists, Jaysh al-Islam, continued shelling civilian targets throughout the negotiation process.

After weeks of President Peace Prize bombing, Iraq is sending their Shite death squads into Fallujah to mop-up the remaining civilian resistance to our puppet regime: FREEDUM!

Tony Blair says he will not accept the results of an Iraq War inquiry report because it will basically call him a war-criminal: “The document also disclosed that Blair agreed to act as a spin doctor for former US President George W. Bush and convince a skeptical public that Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction, which actually did not exist.”

Rabid Clinton supporters who don’t give a shit about her being a war-criminal, a pathological liar and corrupt to the core are screeching about Bernie backing out of the race before the California and Jersey primaries which are bound to be stolen: Sen. Diane Feinstein says it’s “all but over” and wants Bernie out before the leaders of her state steal the primary contest for Killary. – All those Clinton sycophants are talking about how she has received 3 million more votes than Bernie so far in the primaries. I wonder why?

Oh yeah. Now I remember.

Silencing and Distracting America as it Prepares for More, Endless War Everywhere: “In 2009, Obama promised to help “rid the world of nuclear weapons” and was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. No American president has built more nuclear warheads than Obama. He is “modernising” America’s doomsday arsenal, including a new “mini” nuclear weapon, whose size and “smart” technology, says a leading general, ensure its use is “no longer unthinkable”.” John Pilger

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