The Cruz Crazies: The LooOooOoOord Himself has Anointed Teddy… Says Poppa Cruz (video)

by Scott Creighton

‘The most potent weapon in the hands of the oppressor is the mind of the oppressed’
– Steve Biko

Talk about the separation of church and state… screw that! The LooOooOoOord himself has anointed Ted “Bill Clinton Reborn” Cruz to become the next president of the United States.

Praise JESUS!

You better praise him you fucking commies!

And we know the LooOooOoOord has chosen him and accept it without question, because Ted’s daddy, Rafael Cruz, said so.

“It was if a cloud of the holy spirit descended on that room and all of a sudden we were all.. worshiping and the words that came out of Ted’s mouth were, “Here am I lord, use me. Let your will be done. Here am I”… and I’ll tell you, I believe that God has raised him up for such a time as this” Rafael “The Commie Hating” Cruz

And there you have it. God has spoken. Who could possibly argue with that proof?

Praise JESUS!

In the video below you’ll see a bunch of super rich televangelists laying hands on the father of the anointed one, Ted “The Pious” Cruz, with eyes closed praying hard, I mean praying real hard, to let their Jesus super-powers flow through daddy to son and set him in the White House… as The LooOooOoOord himself has thus proclaimed it and who are we mere mortals to oppose the word of God?!?

Yes, their Jesus super-powers will make it so, so pass the collection plate and all of you Cuban ex-patriots who hate the fucking commies, dig deep and give hard because we all know, the Jesus super-powers are fueled by your funding. It takes money to spread the word in one of these and how else are God’s chosen super-heroes supposed to get around?

Praise JESUS!

You better fucking PRAISE HIM!!

p.s. (Why is it when I hear that story, I think of a Bill Hicks routine talking about how great it is to have an Evangelist Christian in the White House with his finger on the button, complete with that whole, End-Times/Armageddon thing? “Use me Lord. Let me do your bidding”)


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One Response

  1. Quite the freak show,eh? That lovely vision of American womanhood(ahem),(M)Ann Coulter leading the charge in Hollywood for the Donald.Cruz is mentioned in the last two paragraphs.I find the name “Friends of Abe” quite curious,referencing Lincoln,just like the Log Cabin Republicans.

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