Astroturf Adam Kokesh’s Little PR Stunt Backfires, Arrested with Loaded Firearm and a Schedule I Narcotic

by Scott Creighton

Astroturf Adam: Leading a One Man “Revolution” to Nowhere

filed under: Instant karma’s gonna get you

Leading a One Man Revolution to Nowhere

Whenever Astroturf Adam does anything these days, people just roll their eyes. The guy is a train wreck waiting to happen. But it’s a boring train wreck. He could at least mix in some hookers like Charlie Sheen does.

Apparently Astroturf was desperate for some attention again after his miserable failure with his “Armed March on Washington” psyop fell through in such a dramatically pathetic way (everyone from Santa Claus to his mother were online warning people off that honeypot trap) so he ran out with a cameraman (one of his “employees” no doubt) to D.C. and made a big production out of loading a shotgun a couple of blocks from the White House while claiming this was the start of the “final American revolution”

He was wearing his “scary angry White man face” at the time.

The ONLY outlet dumb enough (or Di$info enough) to give this jackass any attention for such a stupid little PR trick was Di$info’s of course.

Well, Di$info and a local NBC affiliate… (as in “Obama’s Channel”.. go figure why they would do that)

Aaaaaand…  it backfired.

Imagine that. Yet another psyop Astroturf tries to run fails miserably… because of drugs.

Kokesh is like the modern day version of Eddie Mush from A Bronx Tale. Everything he touches turns to mush. If you ever bought into anything this guy said, you’re been mushed.

In an interview Di$info and Astroturf go back and forth on how it’s time to do away with the ENTIRE federal government by violent armed revolt I guess.

I guess they don’t expect their followers to understand that what they are actually talking about is the Balkanization of America.. breaking it up into tiny little nation-states that ALEC and the Chamber of Commerce can control more easily. It’s what the British have been doing to countries for centuries… it’s basically the “divide and conquer” strategy of global dominance and apparently it’s what Di$info and Astroturf have in mind for us.

Didn’t work out so well for Yugoslavia, did it?

Anyway, Astroturf posted his video “one man revolution” and according to their story, he and his “staff” of fellow disinfo assets sat around waiting for the cops to show up at their leased home so they could record the “tyranny” of Astroturf being arrested for breaking the law.

But a funny thing happened on the way to the publicity stunt…. they were so high when the cops came, they forgot to dump the illegal ‘shrooms and so the cops busted Astroturf with BOTH a loaded gun AND a Schedule I narcotic.

Kokesh was scheduled to be arraigned early Wednesday, but a report from a local NBC affiliate updated at 10:19 that morning claimed that Kokesh refused to leave his cell, opening the possibility that he’ll be held in contempt of court. He’s currently being held at the Fairfax County Adult Detention Center in northern Virginia.

The possession of Schedule I or II drugs is a felony in Virginia that’s punishable by up to 10 years in prison and a maximum $2,500 fine. If Kokesh is found guilty of possession of Schedule I drugs while also in possession of a firearm, then he would also face an additional minimum of two years in prison. RT

It’s possible the dipshit didn’t know ‘shrooms were a Schedule I narcotic. It’s possible he was high and stupid and begging the cops to come kick in his door so he could finally be the “rallying cry” he’s been paid to be all this time. That’s a bad combination anyway you look at it.

However you look at it, it was stupid.

Running around loading guns in D.C. pretending to be “hard” for a video is obscenely stupid. Do you know how many real tough guys run around in D.C. with guns everyday?

This jackass is going to know what hard really is if he gets tried and sent to a penitentiary in Northern Virginia. He’ll be walking around holding onto someone’s belt-loop looking down at the ground all day calling him “Daddy” and answering to the name “bitch”.

I guess the reality of that sunk into our fake hero and that’s why the little mouse refused to come out of his cell for the arraignment. He’s probably waiting for his billionaire Daddy to bail him out before he meets the local talent.

I hate gloat at another person’s idiotic run-in with the law. God knows I’ve had my own.

But the difference is, I didn’t try to set up thousands of well intentioned patriotic Americans with a march on Washington that could only have ended with them all being arrested and forever labeled as felons. So for that, he got what he deserved.

Ironic isn’t it? But you know what they say…


14 Responses

  1. Sometimes, there are people out there who deserve this kind of punishment.

    Adam is very near the top. It’s most fitting, considering the shit he tried to pull. Rewarded as a neoliberal shill gets…

  2. Let’s not be too surprised if he gets a lesser sentence than you or I might get. He’s working for the enemy and they usually take care of their own. Perhaps he will pull off this stunt, too? and get aways with it? After all. they haven’t arrested him for fomenting armed revolution, as they could have – and should have – as they would have had I advocated it, instead of Kokesh the Krooked Kointelpro Kon.

    • There’s some big story out there getting very little attention right now about some kid doing hard time for posting a joke threat on Facebook. He had no guns, no drugs and he didn’t really mean any of what he was saying and he’s doing time. Kokesh? He’ll get off with nothing in spite of the drugs and the loaded gun in D.C. and the hardly veiled threats to the president of the United States. The little consolation prize we get out of this is he has to be done at this point. These people he works for do not tolerate fucking up over and over again AND getting no results. Shit, they might dump him in the pen for that alone but they probably won’t out of fear he’ll talk about his deal with the feds. I just hope he goes away and no young person just getting into all of this ever falls for Astroturf’s “bad ass patriot” act again. If that happens, it’s more than worth it to watch him skate on crimes that would lock us up for 10 years.

      • Scott, I don’t think Kokesh is done. Disinfo has, what? millions of listeners? I bet they’ll keep Kokesh around, he will be portrayed as a “folk hero”, the drugs are irrelevant.

        • how can the schedule I narcotic charge be irrelevant when he was also arrested with a firearm? That’s mandatory time, vish. Will he face the same kind of “justice” someone NOT living in a nice suburb in Herndon would face? Will he get the same time someone who’s daddy is not a multimillionaire thief would get? Of course it’s relevant. Even aside from the fact that his nick-name is “Cokesh”

          • You misunderstand me, I meant in terms of Kokesh being regarded as a hero, Jones’ followers will disregard the drugs, I imagine, most might be turned off by the drug use, but Jones’ patriots will be very forgiving, sing praises anyway and all that, that’s all I meant.

  3. I think Scott put numerous links to videos and images in most of his articles… but the ‘copy right’ law does prohibit ‘posting’ unless you have explicit permission or if it is public news and the owner’s name is attached And linking back to original owner does give credit where credit is due… and Scott tries to honor that.
    Good thoughts. though! 🙂

  4. Quran 8:60 translation
    And prepare against them whatever you are able of power and of steeds of war by which you may terrify the enemy of God and your enemy and others besides them whom you do not know [but] whom God knows. And whatever you spend in the cause of God will be fully repaid to you, and you will not be wronged.

    That’s a first amendment.

    You’re saying “set up”, those ruling the roost, are laughing at the fear of the people as if they were ready to hide in their houses.

  5. My first time visiting. You write rather well, Scott.

    And yes, Kokesh is, at best, dangerously unstable and, at worst, a wolf in sheep’s clothing.

  6. Anyone who leads armed Americans into a foreign Country aka The District of Columbia. Owned by the Crown and the Vatican is leading them on a death march, and he knows it.


  7. I bet you didn’t know that “bitch” is a marine and Iraq war veteran, did you? Feeling stupid?

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