Picked to Lose 6: Alvin Greene Leaps Way Beyond “Full Retard” and Keeps his Eyes on the Prize

by Scott Creighton 

(prediction: Alvin Greene is going to win this thing. He is going to win that Oscar!) 

Alvin Greene:NoooooOOOooooOOOooooOOOOoooooOOOo!” Aug. 16th, 2010 

Alvin Greene:GooooOOOOooooOOOOoooooOOOooooOOOOo!” Aug. 16th a few seconds later, 2010 

All the DLC and the neoliberals needed to do was to run some schmuck against the populist Vic Rawls in the South Carolina Democratic primary for the Senate seat (opposite the republican incumbant and friend to the corporate masters, Jim DeMint), let the rigged electronic voting machines do their job in the primaries, and then make sure that the schmuck plays dumb enough to ensure he doesn’t get any votes in the general election. 

Along the way, make sure your fake candidate does something to get himself a felony (like showing porn to a white woman in a public place, that’ll go over well in South Carolina) which he will be indicted for AFTER the primary (to get rid of Vic Rawls, a REAL Democrat and the REAL enemy of the DLC and the New Dems) but BEFORE the general election. Of course he will never be tried for the “crime” till AFTER the general election, at which time he will be free and clear to jetset back to South Korea (Alvin Greene’s real home) where he will be reunited with all his intelligence community contractor friends and they will all share a good laugh at the notion that some dumbasses still think there is a functioning democracy in America. 

Plan is working so far. So far, so good. 

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